posing in l.a.

Tell me why people wear sunglasses after 7 pm. Illuminate me why women turn sideways and can be obscured from view. Why is it jeans cost more than trousers and smaller portions of food are three times the price. Posing with pretention is a full time job out here, you need credit to gain it. Why should a no talent, moron who can barely string multi colored beads together let alone intelligent words in a sentence, be on the cover of so many magazines? Let Paris burn, and while we're at it, throw her dog on top of the pyre, tiny dogs were soooo last year.