Ted Haggard no longer faggard.

Yesterday the news came down the pike that after three weeks in therapy Ted Haggard is "completely heterosexual." Usually this is the amount of time I need to shake off cigarettes, an oral fixation as well. I would never put down another man's accomplishments in defeating a vice, or a vice grip by a meth-fueled male order groom, but I got to say this looks a little suspect. It must be some three week program to shake off a three year relationship with a male prostitute that was so based on chemistry. Perhaps he's found some alternative to rock and cock the tragic sins that ruined his ministry life. Maybe he's been able to transfer his desires to a new found passion like gardening or baking or maybe just maybe he's found religion (again). I hear that Isaiah Washington leads the cast of 'Grey's' in pre-show sing-a-longs, maybe there is something to this quicky rehab that's all the rage. We wish him well in constructing this new tower of Babel, that he may find a closer communication process with his God. Everyone knows how well the original tower worked out. Hey Ted, take it from an accomplished quitter; sweets are cheaper and more satisfying in beating addiction. And none of that nasty meth-mouth.