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This marks one year on Spatagram and one year closer to the Avatar of Chaos, serving the almighty Bowling Demi-God, coming to cater. Thanks for reading, thanks for believing and thanks for the sandwich.



Cinco de Mayo and the Kentucky Derby........................who's parking the cars?

The Queen and the Troll.

Sense and Sensibility abounding, the Queen inspected the colonies. Flush with the cinematic-inspired appreciation of her royal responsibilities, the colonies seemed ready for her majesty's trip. Historical landmarks would be appropriate stops on the journey. First up was Jamestown, VA and this is important as it celebrates it's 400th anniversary as a settlement (the first British settlement here in the US). Are we so at odds with our former sovereign that we stuck her with this Troll for a tour-guide? Surely something better in the US would have been available. How about that other troll, Helen the reporter in DC, couldn't she tour the Queen around? Maybe Rosie O'Donnell could do it. The picture says "I'm bored" loud and clear.