Last word. For a year.....

Repeat after me, "1812. 1999. Twenty ten (2010)." Good. Now go forth and tell all, my ministers of silly.

Relative Prices of liquids.

This is from Reflections of Me and very funny.

Maestro Wannabe Conducts the San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus

Gotta love the tribe.

Very Interesting.

From Joe.My.God:

I'm sore.......at cold sores.

Can there be a more attractive calling card in the change of seasons than a scab on your face?? And at the change of seasons, is there a more fun way of saying, "Hello world. I'm marked with herpes. This little virus takes the wind out of my sails fast as can be. And being in the sales industry my grooming is a priority, with reduced wind powering me I'm at a loss.

I get all creative and try to crane my face away from public view. I pucker my lips and fan my hand like a coquette's wave in attempts to shield the eyesore (lip sore)from detection. People believe I'm anti social for the ten days I carry this Scarlet Letter around. I try med's to hurry the healing. I play with home remedies and remarkably still have skin left after all the witchcraft. I even concoct stories to cover the outbreak. I've had incidents on my nose that I've attributed to llama bites at State Fair. I've had episodes on my lip that I frequently blame on hot pepperoni pizza and poor manners. I will do anything to distance myself from accepting a virus as nature. Why cant we cure the common cold and hit this next? I'm running out of spin.

I'm asking the blogsphere to send me good juju and let me wake up tomorrow restored. I promise to be a better person and will drink more water and get more rest. I'll make sure that I wipe my feet and let ladies cut in front of me in to parking spaces I think that are mine. I promise the next time I feel one coming on I'll retreat to my lair and ponder the cold sore as an entity, accept it and go on. As long as this damn thing is off my face before the next time I work in front of the public. This I avow. Now off to the mirror for the 32nd time today.

It's not vanity, it's an obsession.

Noteworthy - "Poker Face" - 11/13/09

Mike and Julia, make sure Makai sees this.

Season's Greetings......if that' s allowed.

I found this on joe.my.god, a fave blog of mine!! Best to all.

To My Democratic Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.


To My Republican and Independent Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ 2010.