Dwindle, Dwindle, Little Star.

Travesty of travesties, Star bit the hand that fed her well, well, up until that amazing gastric bypass job (Dr Travis Titeskin, Los Angeles) she got. Ironically, that may be her last contracted job for awhile. Maybe Joan and Melissa (QVC) will let her drive the bus (Greyhound) for award season as they gallavant from red carpet to red carpet(TV Guide Channel). It's such a shame when people on the way up forget who makes them. (Barbara Walters) I remember reading sage advice from one of the Monkees(Vanity Fair) when asked to comment on the meteoric rise of boyband-of -the-moment, New Kids On The Block. Said Monkee, " I hope they remember to wash their own underwear once a week. That will keep things in perspective." If only Star (Victoria Secret) could have remembered. She was always good for a plug though (space for rent).

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