Are you shitting me?

Remember; It's not my intention to embarass you. It's to ridicule you.

Providing insight into what exactly people say and think sometimes don't every coincide. Actually there's a preponderance of speaking to a lack of thinking in Los Angeles. Without further ado.......

Surfbrah: It was ripping today

Surfbrah girlfriend: You didn't surf today?? Did you?? The swell's up from the storm. The bacteria in the water is 'out the door' (meaning a lot).

Surfbrah: I didn't see anything.

I shit you not.