Usually so photogenic.

Usually she makes a great foto subject, and an unusually light cannelloni, but at this particular happy hour, the goddess fell flat. And not by way of tone, know what I mean? Mean, that's what I mean. Yikes.

Confessional

"Tony and Joe, you havent come to my last two shows in Los Angeles, you no longer have excuses. Lourdes will not sleep until she thanks her two fave uncles for the matching knit hats and booties. How clever with the use of velcro. Jean Paul was impressed. See you two tommorrow,I know where you're sitting. Expect the show to be just to the two of you. I love you both. Rocco says, 'Urrp!'. Whatever that means. Send Brittney those numbers for nannies I sent you for your sister. The little mouseketeer REALLY needs some help."

Madonnathon...................

Our first lady of sole. Full of grace, and will, makes her tour opening tommorrow in Los Angeles. Tuesday we get to hear Confessions and I for one intend to dance my ass off. I'm hung up............................