Spare the rod, spoil the child; or Doc calls the kettle faggot (again).

"No, I did not call T.R. a faggot. Never happened, never happened." -Isaiah
Washington, January 15th, Golden Globes.

Hate is harbored happily at ABC. Come one come all and apply for jobs. Continue to win them awards and they'll overlook your slurs, slurrs, and curses.

Rumor is that they're casting for Surly Minorities a one-hour dramedy in the vein of Desperate Housewives. Half of the show will be scripted where all walks of life are made fun of and life lessons are doled out on doilies. The second half of the show will be a reality show shot backstage where the actors stop being nice and start getting real. The scripted show takes place on Saddleburr Circle in Fairplay, DE. The reality show takes place on the backlot of the studio and is sure to spill over to award ceremonies. The breakdown is for a lesbian utility worker, a wise cracking kid in a wheelchair, a one-eyed parrot wielding pirate, an acrobatic asian family of six, Hans the white supremacist Ice Cream Shoppe owner, methmaking conjoined twins, and a blind blonde painter named "Justice".

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