Forget Paris, We'll Always Have Washington.

Heiress Paris Hilton was escorted home yesterday in a media frenzy weeks shy of her original jail sentence. The heiress was serving time for REPEATEDLY violating her probation terms for her DUI convictions. The irony here is that without a publicist Paris has trouble completing any kind of sentence. She made it home to show off her latest piece of jewelry, an electronic ankle monitoring device, saddened that it doesn't come in Prada. See, it's the showiness of the new rich youth that endanger the good image of a true Diva like Madame or Cher. True Diva's take it on the chin and reciprocate in spades. It's called ownership; owning up for one's mistakes as well as victories. Unfortunately for Paris Judge Sauer of the LA County Courts was not to pleased by Sherriff Lee Baca's decision to release her early. The purpose of her stern sentence was to teach her humility and this will not be circumvented by Sherriff Baca. Back to jail went Paris this afternoon in new jewelry; handcuffs.

I don't want to start Gay Pride Weekend here in Los Angeles on such a dour note, Paris was our Grand Marshall for the Pride Parade two years ago. So all of us at Spatagram wish her well and hope she does as well as Martha on the re-bound. To start Gay Pride properly, lets all cheer about the Old School Outing of Isaiah Washington! ABC has decided to let the anger riddened homophobe to go in pursuit of other projects and not pick up his contract. Thank you ABC, it's good to see you listen as well as Judge Sauer on mob climate. Good weather to all and a TREMENDOUS PRIDE for all so blessed with this life.

"Hit 'em with a purse. Theirs."

When you really want to hurt someone, you get them where they live. Hitting someone in their finances is an amazing tool in working with people, it's effects are lasting. Everyone knows that hate mongering is really a hot item lately and some people are maligning the english language as well as people's countenance. Case in point, Isaiah 'Faggot' Washington still kept his job after on-set scrap with Patrick Dempsey leading to outing co-star TR Knight, but went to rehab. The man has anger subscriptions, not issues. In the lucrative contract re-negotiations currently happening in the Gray's Anatomy family, Isaiah wasn't given a seat at the table. Isn't that nice, ABC is finally punishing Washington. His homophobia will cost him millions.

Ann 'Faggot' Coulter thought herself a card in addressing the Conservative's largest organization when calling Democratic Presidential hopeful John Edwards a faggot. This caused many of her peers and Republican Presidential hopefuls to distance themselves from this cokewhore. Many of her sponsors have begun to pull advertising from her website in response. I wonder why they could have been there in the first place but I tend to be naive. This scene grabber courtesy of CNN happens to be funny on two levels. You don't find these goodies on FOX I tell you.

The nicest purse slapping that is happening to Ann won't make it to the mainstream media. Ann's kept company with a conservative pundit making the rounds as a put-upon Columbia student and marine corps. reservist. Cpl. Matt Sanchez was also known for a while as Rod Majors in some blue movies. Truth be known he's a former gay porn star with impressive credentials. If you can't see Glory Holes 3, he was recently on FOX news' Bill O'Reilly Factor and Hannity and Colmes bemoaning the Columbia students treatment of military persons on campus in reaction to the war. He promises to play both sides of the field with an exclusive interview with blogger Joe.My.God.

"So what happened on your date last
night?"

"Nothing. He's not my
type."

"I thought you told me he was pretty butch
and into you?"

"He seemed great. When we met I thought
he was the strong silent type."

"And?"

"And at dinner he opened up, and a purse fell
out of his mouth."

-Unknown Gay Lore

"Hit 'em with a purse. Theirs."

Everyone knows that hate mongering is really a hot item lately and some people are maligning the english language as well as people's countenance. Case in point, Isaiah 'Faggot' Washington still kept his job after on-set scrap with Patrick Dempsey leading to outing co-star TR Knight, but went to rehab. The man has anger subscriptions, not issues. In the lucrative contract re-negotiations currently happening in the Gray's Anatomy family, Isaiah wasn't given a seat at the table. Isn't that nice, ABC is finally punishing Washington. His homophobia will cost him millions.

Ann 'Faggot' Coulter thought herself a card in addressing the Conservative's largest organization when calling Democratic Presidential hopeful John Edwards a faggot. This caused many of her peers and Republican Presidential hopefuls to distance themselves from this cokewhore. Many of her sponsors have begun to pull advertising on her website in response. I wonder why they could have been there in the first place but I tend to be niave.

The nicest purse slapping that is happening to Ann won't make it to the mainstream media. Ann's kept company with a conservative pundit making the rounds as a put-upon Columbia student and veteran. Truth be known he's a former gay porn star with impressive credentials.

Spare the rod, spoil the child; or Doc calls the kettle faggot (again).

"No, I did not call T.R. a faggot. Never happened, never happened." -Isaiah
Washington, January 15th, Golden Globes.

Hate is harbored happily at ABC. Come one come all and apply for jobs. Continue to win them awards and they'll overlook your slurs, slurrs, and curses.

Rumor is that they're casting for Surly Minorities a one-hour dramedy in the vein of Desperate Housewives. Half of the show will be scripted where all walks of life are made fun of and life lessons are doled out on doilies. The second half of the show will be a reality show shot backstage where the actors stop being nice and start getting real. The scripted show takes place on Saddleburr Circle in Fairplay, DE. The reality show takes place on the backlot of the studio and is sure to spill over to award ceremonies. The breakdown is for a lesbian utility worker, a wise cracking kid in a wheelchair, a one-eyed parrot wielding pirate, an acrobatic asian family of six, Hans the white supremacist Ice Cream Shoppe owner, methmaking conjoined twins, and a blind blonde painter named "Justice".

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