Forget Paris, We'll Always Have Washington.

Heiress Paris Hilton was escorted home yesterday in a media frenzy weeks shy of her original jail sentence. The heiress was serving time for REPEATEDLY violating her probation terms for her DUI convictions. The irony here is that without a publicist Paris has trouble completing any kind of sentence. She made it home to show off her latest piece of jewelry, an electronic ankle monitoring device, saddened that it doesn't come in Prada. See, it's the showiness of the new rich youth that endanger the good image of a true Diva like Madame or Cher. True Diva's take it on the chin and reciprocate in spades. It's called ownership; owning up for one's mistakes as well as victories. Unfortunately for Paris Judge Sauer of the LA County Courts was not to pleased by Sherriff Lee Baca's decision to release her early. The purpose of her stern sentence was to teach her humility and this will not be circumvented by Sherriff Baca. Back to jail went Paris this afternoon in new jewelry; handcuffs.

I don't want to start Gay Pride Weekend here in Los Angeles on such a dour note, Paris was our Grand Marshall for the Pride Parade two years ago. So all of us at Spatagram wish her well and hope she does as well as Martha on the re-bound. To start Gay Pride properly, lets all cheer about the Old School Outing of Isaiah Washington! ABC has decided to let the anger riddened homophobe to go in pursuit of other projects and not pick up his contract. Thank you ABC, it's good to see you listen as well as Judge Sauer on mob climate. Good weather to all and a TREMENDOUS PRIDE for all so blessed with this life.