"Hit 'em with a purse. Theirs."

When you really want to hurt someone, you get them where they live. Hitting someone in their finances is an amazing tool in working with people, it's effects are lasting. Everyone knows that hate mongering is really a hot item lately and some people are maligning the english language as well as people's countenance. Case in point, Isaiah 'Faggot' Washington still kept his job after on-set scrap with Patrick Dempsey leading to outing co-star TR Knight, but went to rehab. The man has anger subscriptions, not issues. In the lucrative contract re-negotiations currently happening in the Gray's Anatomy family, Isaiah wasn't given a seat at the table. Isn't that nice, ABC is finally punishing Washington. His homophobia will cost him millions.

Ann 'Faggot' Coulter thought herself a card in addressing the Conservative's largest organization when calling Democratic Presidential hopeful John Edwards a faggot. This caused many of her peers and Republican Presidential hopefuls to distance themselves from this cokewhore. Many of her sponsors have begun to pull advertising from her website in response. I wonder why they could have been there in the first place but I tend to be naive. This scene grabber courtesy of CNN happens to be funny on two levels. You don't find these goodies on FOX I tell you.

The nicest purse slapping that is happening to Ann won't make it to the mainstream media. Ann's kept company with a conservative pundit making the rounds as a put-upon Columbia student and marine corps. reservist. Cpl. Matt Sanchez was also known for a while as Rod Majors in some blue movies. Truth be known he's a former gay porn star with impressive credentials. If you can't see Glory Holes 3, he was recently on FOX news' Bill O'Reilly Factor and Hannity and Colmes bemoaning the Columbia students treatment of military persons on campus in reaction to the war. He promises to play both sides of the field with an exclusive interview with blogger Joe.My.God.

"So what happened on your date last
night?"

"Nothing. He's not my
type."

"I thought you told me he was pretty butch
and into you?"

"He seemed great. When we met I thought
he was the strong silent type."

"And?"

"And at dinner he opened up, and a purse fell
out of his mouth."

-Unknown Gay Lore