Tacky.

Breathe.

Blogger is really pissing me off today. This toggle issue of not displaying text is annoying. If the text isn't visible (you probably can't read this) shake the elevator toolbar on the right of the screen. Annoying


This is LA LA Land, and in a town of make-believe we're known for our spectacles. So much so that a certain amount of gaudiness is expected in them. A certain amount of tackiness can be expected in the gaudiness of the spectacles. We expect this, we're not shocked. But when shit like this flies without any taste at all it really gives Southern California it's nasty reputation as a state full of morons. This freaking floored me.

With seconds to spare, the Best Buy in Mission Valley, San Diego had this touched memorial up and soaring. Talk about the band playing on. This gives me the sour taste in my mouth like brushing your teeth with a beautiful mint paste and then accidentally swallowing some room temperature orange juice. I mean, really. The body is barely cold.

This is enough to keep me out of their stores for a while.

(wrinkles nose, as if smelling something rotten)