Are you shitting me?

Presenting a new column for the Spatagram, "Are you shitting me?" will give you the best overheard conversations in the greater Los Angeles area with a penchant for stupidity. Get ready, there'll be plenty.

Valentine's Night, a fish restaurant near the Pacific, 2008:

MAN: Happy Valentine's Day, honey. (slides her small jewelry box)
WOMAN: Oh sweetie. Thank you.
MAN: I hope you'll like them.
WOMAN: (opening box) I'm sure I will.
MAN: (to waiter) I'll have another.
WOMAN: Heart-shaped diamond earings?
MAN: You like them?
WOMAN: You gave these to me last year.
MAN: I did?
WOMAN: You did. (pulls back hair from ear, showing earrings)

I shit you not.