Vocab list.

Try to introduce these retro phrases into life.

A. Douchebag; pretty self-explanatory and so versatile, " You cut me off, Douchebag!" "What a douchebag, no I didn't file the taxes on time." "Hey, Douchebag, get over here and give me a kiss."

B. Ginormous; of an immense property. A hybrid of gigantic and enormous, "The Disney Musical Hall is ginormous", "The ginormous swimming pool was inviting and off-limits" "Ginormous! That chalupa is ginormous!"

C. Ridonculous: A more phallic suggesting version of ridiculous, summoning a more primal sense of stupidity. "Ridonculous. Those, Fuller-brush salesman getting into a spat with the tupperware ladies was ridonculous", "I cant believe all those ridonculous people in the middle of the country voted for George W. Bush twice", "Monster truck shows are not only ridonculous, but proof that ignorance breeds rednecks."

The advantage of blogging is the creation aspect. New words abound daily. How else would celebrities know what they are being called in the trades if they don't look to the blogs first. Do they think that publicity agents are sharp enough to create "benniffer"? Blogs are the new orchards for literary enhancement. Newspapers have dropped the ball and cyberspace grabbed the game. If you ever are at a loss for words, click here. You may find an old favorite (douchebag), or new favorites (ginormous, ridonculous). Shake the tree, find a fruit.