Just Wondering; The Mis-Castaways

We havent seen anything this hideous since Elizabeth Shue as a nuclear physicist in "The Saint".

Just Wondering.............

If true to any good rap concert, are there scuffles and shots fired by theatre mavens and their walkers with Usher on B'Way in 'Chicago'?

Does Usher have to check tickets and pass programs?

Will Ben Afflec save his career in Hollywoodland? Literally?

Molly Ringwald in 'Sweet Charity' in Los Angeles? Don't we have enough thoughtless modern art thrown on classic architecture out here?

Are recent compromises on the Geneva Convention the reason we got by for sending Ashlee Simpson to the UK to play Roxie Hart in 'Chicago'. I mean c'mon, this is hardly right when you consider they shared William Shakespeare.....

If casting themselves as a homosexual will save any d-list celebrity's career?

Does 'Apocolypto' have anything to do with Superman's dog?

When you are drinking and say something antisemitic is it really a slur, or a slurr?

When you kiss your Manny on the tarmac what do you do for your poolboy in the hottub?

JLo? Y?

Is that the only hairstyle Sean Penn gets from Fantastic Sam's?