Mark'd Man.

THREE TIMES on The OReilly Report last pm, Fox News 'mistakenly' labeled embattled, abused, alcoholic, gay, republican, former congressman, floridian, and alleged satanist Mark Foley as a Democrat. The man can't have enough hyphenates. Everytime we tune in for an update, he has a new revelation out there to claim responsibility/contributor to his alleged crimes. Madonna did the whole reinvention thing well before the GOP or Diddy. And. Better. The GOP can't put enough spin on this fireball, no one wants to touch. GOP leaders are claiming no prior knowledge that Rep. Foley had such behavior (it's also rumored that he goes deep sea fishing in heels) but out of their talking heads are coming every sordid detail that made this man go 'awry'. Are you meaning to tell me that there are no bars in Washington where congressmen meet post-meet? Do they all just go straight to church? The gym? Maybe japanese -inspired pods where they are isolated from reality and each other. It's just insulting to the intelligence/ gaypride of the voter that they cant show ownership of the flawed candidate that was shoulder to shoulder with them for six terms but have to throw the drowning man a flaming, pink anvil as a liferaft. Solid solidarity there, guys. Throw him under his assigned bus to Betty Ford and spit on him as he goes. The republicans resembled Celebrity Fit Club on some Challenge. All these pampered showdogs bolting to a chair as the music stops and Roseanne is looking at them accusingly. I AM NOT EXCUSING WHAT MARK FOLEY HAS DONE, But, the manner in which his party has deserted him is quintessential to what the republicans do best, point the finger. J'Accuse! Let's talk ownership guys, it's a new word.