The Piv's Gifts......

Sometimes the less said the better. Get strung out on ecstasy in Fresno, shooting your mouth off about Celestial beings and visions and stuff; go away for awhile, let the buzz die down/wear off. Take to many antihistamines and start shoplifting for the 'thrill' of the game?? Lay low, come back in some voice over roles and slowly reclaim your place at the table. Maybe it's about grace rather than will, maybe it's just in good taste being in more than your mouth but some people just can't stop the whining. And hear to turn your stomach (again) in more than one ways we have another song and dance from Hollywood's leading kvetch, Jeremy Piven.

You'll remember how he claimed to much sushi had given him Mercury poisoning? Thus ducking his responsibilities to B'way and Actor's Equity. Some say it was the lack luster reviews. Well the dietary diatribe continues on..... now he claims he's receiving man boobs from too much soy milk. Is a plastic bubble in order? Is there one already there that no one knows about? I once got stuff to grow in a fuzzy place from my bfast cereal, but that was only after I sent three box tops to General Mills for a terrarium the size of my palm. This soy pandering only can lend to bollstering the theory that the hormones in soy can make you gay. Soy vey Jeremy, what's happening here?

He wouldn't be setting up a big announcement here or is he just being a boob? Our prayers for a speedy rack-covery are with him.