Bermuda's Shorts.

Head Bartender and Chief Muckymuck Premier of Bermuda Ewart Brown , can you believe that they have a premier, has responded to locals' protest of impending Rosie O'Donnell and partner Kelly's 'R Family Cruises' from visiting the country. This from a country that prides itself on it's pink sand beaches! Wanting to deny the people who'd most appreciate pink sand from putting it into their ass cracks is like denying crackwhores a fix or stockbrokers their Brook Brothers', or Pilgrims' stuffing ( you get what I mean)

Premier Brown: "If we discriminate against a cruise ship, then we would have to send a homosexual detection unit to the airport." - Now that's major funny.

photo from bermudanews.org