Lightning Strikes.

Who'd have thought that we'd have such and uproar over comicbooks and so many actors running to play heros they'd worshipped growing up. Remember when the trend was for straight actors to want to play gay roles? Now everyone wants to be in tights.

Red Alert, literally. Word on the street is that New Line Pictures executives are looking to find themselves a superhero franchise and are talking with Jake Gyllenhaal about playing Captain Marvel. You know the hero with the gold lame and jaunty one shoulder cape, that one. Oh he's the one who jumpstarts his being by looking to the heavens and shouting "SHAZAM!!!" This has a lot of the same warning bells that the Halle Berry/Catwoman movie had. Idea, Star, Contract, Movie, Premiere- whoops, did anyone remember to find a script? Here we go, get ready for a whole new school of jokes coming down the mountain.