Now we have an election. (you heard me)

So Barack Obama wants to bring change to the United States so he chooses a running mate that's been in the senate for 25 years. Bully for him. John McCain wants to spruce up his stodgy image so he chooses a little known lady for his running mate, the governor of Alaska; Sara Something. 'Who?' you ask, rest assured she has great qualifications, pundits declare superior to Barack. I'll bet if you poll the majority of Alaskans, they won't even know Sara Palin's name. Fortunately she's a lifelong member of the NRA, with a hot husband to boot. But if McCain is going after the gay vote, he may have something here. She bears an striking resemblance to a very dear role model. Our community can often get distracted with the shiny pretty things.

Thanks to Towleroad for this ditty, I haven't stopped laughing.