I love this.

Having a dull day? Is your Sebbeth in need of a jumpstart? Well search no more, dear heart. Pul down the latte and read a bit further. Here's a little diversion for your day, brought to us by little David Hauslaib's Queerty. He's a bud who's Aunty, Sista Sal and I have miles with. Literally. Sista Sal and I used to regularly run a roadrace in Manchester CT on Thanksgiving. We came to one race late and Aunty Maryellen had gone off without us. While hoping to cheer her on at he last mile, she came up from nowhere to scare us with a "Why Aren't You Running?????" Hee Hee. I used to amaze David's father with finishing the race and lighting up a cigarette. He thought I was out of my head, but let me tell you, people got the hell out of your way in the chutes when you just wanted to be done and out of there. "I'm from Phillip Morris, what's it to you?"

This is perfect for the man that has everything. Have them do a little click on this link. I worship this because it speaks to the silly in me, in us all. Who doesn't like to cruise with buddies and enjoy a tasty beverage? It's as american as suing someone. This will make you smile. Let the image warm up to it's full speed before you jump screen.

http://www.queerty.com/this-is-crazy-20080917/