The Sheena Metal Experience Redux

Hello sweet monkeys of fun, denizens of silly how are we today??? I'm currently entertaining my dear Suzie Q on the Left Coast here and showing her the highs and lows of fun in LA. Yesterday we did a taping of the Chelsea Lately show on E! It's a hyper-ballic slam of current events and tabloid titillation. Yesterday she touched on Gisele, John Mayer and Vince, the 'ShamWow" guy. There was some funny material and decent improv. She's a riot, if not a little rough around the edges. Her roundtable featured dear sweet Diablo Cody of 'Juno' fame and her special guest was Camille Guaty from 'Cupid' a strange show with an uncertain future. The crowd warmer was an amazingly hyper fella who scared you all into clapping, stomping and cheering. Chelsea was nice enough to sign some autographs. I didn't have a copy of her book was hoping to get her to sign a pack of Marlboro Lights. Oh well.

Today we're off to have bfast at the Fountain Coffee Shoppe at the Beverly Hills Hotel and then a hot dog at Pinks. Peaks and Valleys my friends, peaks and valleys. And a little shop in between.

What could round out her experience but a trip to The Sheena Metal Experience broadcast on LA Talk Radio!!!! Suzie and I will be in the studio, me as a guest, S as a patient observer. We had a fantastic show on ST Pat's, why not give us a listen 5-7pm today PST and get yourself Experienced! Listen here.

Melonball Thursday approaches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Sheena Metal Experience.

Hey there dear readers, I've missed you too.

I'm live on the internet again with my good friend Sheena Metal. Today's topic is how the holidays can affect a person's mood. Seeing as it's ST Patty's Day I feel we'll have a great talk of case studies. Listen here.

You can find me in her archives if you wish to torture yourself further. I am her resident Wacky Waiter.

Aside from this, is anyone else pissed about RuPaul's Drag Race crap show last pm. It's the end of the reality competition's run and the awaited finale is next week so that they could have a review of hit moments show. Let me throw up in my hand and smear it on my face instead of Loreal.

Oy.

The Sheena Metal Experience...

So I'm on the radio, right.....no, really. Yep my fave DJ and client Sheena Metal thought I had just the face for LA Talk Radio that she invited me on as a guest. This was a month ago. Since then she has been buried in requests to get that sparkling personality back on the air. What is this? Flattery? Oooh la la LA, I'm touched. Really I am touched but that's another matter to discuss.

We broached the subject of waitering and the perils of the LA diner's attitude. One caller put us in league with the French. I wouldn't go so far, but I do think some people make it close. We went further into the topic and found women to be heartily more callous in dining out manners then men. Maybe it's the high heels, maybe it's the appletinis, maybe it's just that they can bear life and we cant. Whatever the reason the talk was special. I went on to defend my noble profession (one of my noble professions) and was able to reach out into the void and find hope and understanding. Plus an hour on the air with Sheena's a great way to spend happy hour.

Today we get into plastic surgery and what it means to us. Cutting conversation, don't you think? Tune in and listen today, at 6 pm Pacific time. The Sheena Metal Experience, now with more Spats.